The fact that Arnie is God should be an undisputed fact amongst men, and that this is not the case, means that those who do not appreciate the work and talents of Arnie must be informed so as you can come round to the correct point of view.

It takes a brave man to go to America to pursue his dreams from his native Austria. It takes a fantastically stupid man to go to America unable to speak the language, with no acting experience and no actual plan to make it as the biggest star in Hollywood apart from being really fuckin hench. But, Arnie was the one man ready to trample on these stereotypes of stupidity, and then beat the shit out of everyone and become a multi-millionaire uber-actor. For Arnie clearly is the shit :

• His first ever film was made in 1969. Hence already giving it hilarity.
• Its called Hercules in New York
• In it he runs around beating the shit out of jocks and twats. Fuckin Bad. He can also not speak English in it. Class
• He proves that you do not need to be able to act in order to be an actor (a method seized upon and bastardised by walking shites such as Sylvester Stallone and Steven Seagal)

With such fantastic foundations laid in place, Arnie then set about becoming the coolest person on the Earth, neigh Universe. Ever.

• In the original Terminator he cuts his own eye out.
• In Pumping Iron, the weightlifting documentary from 1976, he says lifting weights "is like cumming for me"
• He's fuckin hench in Predator, beats a fuck-off space alien just with his fantastic cunning. Danny Glover showed everyone with Predator 2 how not any man can beat a Predator and look like the don while doing so
• The Running Man - he beats the shit out of all those weird boss people, cos he's the shit. While doing so, he proves his own innocence after being framed by some cunt.
• Commando - Clearly beats down everyone, while showing a not often before witnessed capacity for humour. For example, after snapping some nob's neck, he puts that guys head on a pillow and under a blanket and says 'He's dead tired.' You'd be a fool to think that Arnie didnt come up with that on the spot.
• Total Recall - Also fuckin sweet, utterly fucks up an entire planet, and the audiences mind by meeting that monged out little shit in that guys stomach. The only stain on his career, as the story makes no sense as to why he would wanna have some ugly bird as his dream girl when he could go home and bang Sharon Stone.
• True Lies - Absolutely fucking sensationally good. Brilliant plot, and he even manages to sit through Jamie Lee Curtis pole dancing without laughing/vomiting.

Absolutely the fucking coolest film of all time. Here's why :

• It has a stupid nob ginger mullet kid in it, who gets pushed over. Blatantly Arnie's idea, as only someone as clever as Arnie could realise that beating on ginger's is always a crowd pleaser.
• He reloads his shotgun in the fuckin safest way ever imaginable. Ever. While on a motorbike. While shooting a liquid metal man. Redefines coolness with this.
• Liquid Metal Man. I give Arnie the credi for this guy (Robert Patrick, im just trying to be cool by pretending i dont know his name). Easily the most hardcore evil villain ever. The bit when he runs after the dirtbike. Badddddd
• Little touches of comedy. When he does the attempt at a smile. It takes fuckin skill to not know how to smile for one tiny part.
• The bit when he crushes those stupid jock-like guys's hands. just for the hell of it. But well funny
• The bit when he jumps on front of the lorry and machine guns liquid metal man repeatedly in the face. Typical ultra-violence coolness.
• Kills liquid metal man with a grenade launcher. Every villain in every movie should die via grenade launcher, i cannot imagine a cooler weapon.
• He shows the Arnie love by witholding himself from hitting John Connor at some point in the film.
• Countless other cool parts - the crazy dream nuking of Los Angeles, the dream where Reese comes back cos he's bad, the bit where he beats the shit out of all those biker retards.

Therefore, Arnie cemeneted his position as world's coolest man with this film. He then said things like 'oral sex is not adultery' to defend his philandering, and became a governor cos he felt like it. Cos he's the don. There are other films i didnt even mention even though they are fuckin bad, but the sheer quantity of Arnie gold means this is impossible. So to anyone who ever doubts Arnie again, remember he is the absolute don.